Sunday, March 11, 2012

Boggled. Just Boggled.

So this is actually a post from a couple weeks ago. I tend to email rather than post these days... but please do check out pics at www.tibbyme.tumblr.com
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I'm completely and utterly boggled. Seriously. How can a whole country of people survive off of debt?

I have to say, it seems almost every person in this country owes more debt than they can repay. And somehow, they are all still surviving...with possessions! Okay, yes I have been raised to never have debt (or avoid it whenever possible- Thanks Mom!) but how do people survive off deficit? If someone was to collect on their debt, does that mean either you'd run someone out of house and home or just consider that debt a loss?

Today, I asked someone, how do you survive? His reply: credit. So apparently everything is sold on credit and your line of credit will never be fully paid off...

Moving on...one thing that frustrates me and two things that amuses me:

Frustration:
Tiff: What do you do in a worse case scenario about [insert situation]?
M: There is such thing.
Tiff: Okay. Then imagine if this should happen [insert what I think will be the worst case scenario]. What would you do?
M: It cannot happen. God is with us. He will not allow it.
Tiff: Okay. Can you just possibly think about about the situation and if it happened and God is not with us, what would you do?
M: No. It will not happen. We will be lucky.
Tiff: What if you are unlucky?
M: No. It will not happen.
Tiff: Can you just please tell me, IF just if, this happened, what would you do?
M: It will not happen. God is with us.

Amusement #1:
Tiff: I met a Ugandan the other day who told me he did not believe in God.
Sister: He said that to you? That is not possible.
Tiff: ?
Sister: No Ugandan will admit that the does not believe in God. That means he is a traditionalist.
Tiff: Ok?
Sister: Traditionalist kill children. If he admits that he does not believe in God, then he admits he is a traditionalist and people will think he kills children and may cause him harm.
Tiff: Oh. So if you don't believe in God, you must be a traditionalist and are probably killing children.
Sister: Yes.

Amusement #2:
Tiff: I want to lose weight.
Chinese Construction Worker: I know a good way but you'll think I'm crude.
Tiff: Oh. Ya please don't say.
--small time skip-
CCW: Be my mistress.
Tiff: No.
CCW: Why not?
Tiff: I'm not available.
CCW: So? I have a wife at home. It's okay. She's not here.
Tiff: Uhh...I don't know how it works there, but for me, commitment means somthing...you know like love/loyalty or something...
CCW: Lust and Love are different! Besides, I see on TV that Americans have extramarital affairs all the time!
Tiff: Okay. TV isn't the truth.
CCW: Well, I heard that if you haven't slept with your spouse in 6 months, you can get a divorce. Is that true?
Tiff: I doubt it. Bye!

That is all!

PS...anyone feel like purchasing craft to support us in paying school fees (part of paying off that line of credit/debt thing I was talking about...)? www.twerwaneho.etsy.com

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